OK, this one may be a bit off-putting at first, but if you read beyond the name, there are some informative aspects of it. The author of the fake CV explains:
The CV below is composed almost entirely from the pieces of dozens of real CVs of graduate students who have applied to work in my research group. (Some of these statements, such as the cheap Jew comment, were not actually on a CV, but were said to me by a candidate during the interview and I wrote it in my notes on his CV, so I think it counts too.)
The CV below is composed almost entirely from the pieces of dozens of real CVs of graduate students who have applied to work in my research group. (Some of these statements, such as the cheap Jew comment, were not actually on a CV, but were said to me by a candidate during the interview and I wrote it in my notes on his CV, so I think it counts too.)
ADOLF HITLER JONES
Email: sexxyhotcrossdresser85@compuserve.net
Personal Website: http://www.adolfjones.xxx
KEY STRENGTHS
• Critical thinking and sensitivity to numbers
• Excellent ritten and oral communication skills
• I can do anything I set my mind to if I know how to do it!
TECHNICAL SKILLS
• Operating systems: DOS, Windows 3.x\95\98\ME\XP\Vista\7
• Productivity: Microsoft Word, Excel, Outlook, Power Point, Visio, Access and Corel Word Perfect
• Software: IE3D, MATLAB, LABVIEW, PSPICE, LATEX, WIRESHARK, VERILOG, HFSS, IE3D, ADS, CST, AUTOCAD
• Technologies: BGP, DHCP, HTTP, FTP, TELNET, TCP, UDP, IPV4, IPV6, CISCO IOS, OSPF, STP, VLAN, VTP, NAT, EIGRP, 3G, UMTS, CDMA, WCDMA, GPRS, GSM, WiMAX, VoIP, LTE, 802.11 WLAN, WAN, OFDM
EDUCATION
• 2006 – 2010 – B.Sc. in Computer Engineering, Small Liberal Arts College, GPA 2.6/4.0. However I got serious as a senior and my GPA in my final year was a 3.2
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
• September 2012 – Independent Research on the employment situation of engineering students
• June 2010 to August 2011 – I worked as a web developer for The Local Art Gallery, however I was let go because my employer did not want to pay my salary anymore (he was Jewish and you know how cheap they are….)
AWARDS AND HONORS
• Second prize Badminton tournament at college sports fest
• Won the “Best Out Going Student” of the year award
• “Star Volunteer” of the 2010 Local Small Town World Expo
• “The University Scholarship” – I got this prize because I was in the top 30% of the 16 students in the computer science major in my university
OTHER ACTIVITIES
• Successfully completed a workshop in ‘ROBOTICS’
• Currently writing a novel about teenage vampires
• Coordination engineer of “ABHHIYANTHRIKI ‘08”
• Negotiated with school cafeteria manager to make them depress the unreasonable food price
Email: sexxyhotcrossdresser85@compuserve.net
Personal Website: http://www.adolfjones.xxx
KEY STRENGTHS
• Critical thinking and sensitivity to numbers
• Excellent ritten and oral communication skills
• I can do anything I set my mind to if I know how to do it!
TECHNICAL SKILLS
• Operating systems: DOS, Windows 3.x\95\98\ME\XP\Vista\7
• Productivity: Microsoft Word, Excel, Outlook, Power Point, Visio, Access and Corel Word Perfect
• Software: IE3D, MATLAB, LABVIEW, PSPICE, LATEX, WIRESHARK, VERILOG, HFSS, IE3D, ADS, CST, AUTOCAD
• Technologies: BGP, DHCP, HTTP, FTP, TELNET, TCP, UDP, IPV4, IPV6, CISCO IOS, OSPF, STP, VLAN, VTP, NAT, EIGRP, 3G, UMTS, CDMA, WCDMA, GPRS, GSM, WiMAX, VoIP, LTE, 802.11 WLAN, WAN, OFDM
EDUCATION
• 2006 – 2010 – B.Sc. in Computer Engineering, Small Liberal Arts College, GPA 2.6/4.0. However I got serious as a senior and my GPA in my final year was a 3.2
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
• September 2012 – Independent Research on the employment situation of engineering students
• June 2010 to August 2011 – I worked as a web developer for The Local Art Gallery, however I was let go because my employer did not want to pay my salary anymore (he was Jewish and you know how cheap they are….)
AWARDS AND HONORS
• Second prize Badminton tournament at college sports fest
• Won the “Best Out Going Student” of the year award
• “Star Volunteer” of the 2010 Local Small Town World Expo
• “The University Scholarship” – I got this prize because I was in the top 30% of the 16 students in the computer science major in my university
OTHER ACTIVITIES
• Successfully completed a workshop in ‘ROBOTICS’
• Currently writing a novel about teenage vampires
• Coordination engineer of “ABHHIYANTHRIKI ‘08”
• Negotiated with school cafeteria manager to make them depress the unreasonable food price